i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what
and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns
my grandma is 82
Tony likes to make bird puns at Hawkeye.
#ALL HAIL MARK SHEPPARD #THE OVERLORD OF SUPERWHO
The fourth gif oh my god
This actually makes sense
Boom and thats how the canadian healthcare system works.
if you can pick something cute up in a game and don’t try to throw it off a ledge you are out of your mind
me at pokemon daycare
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
GUYS AT WORK WE WERE DOING A GLASS PAINTING PROJECT AND MY DESIGN WAS THIS
THATS GALLIFREYAN FOR “FUCK BITCHES, GET MONEY.”
PLOT TWIST 2: IT’S GONNA BE ON DISPLAY IN MY CITY’S ART GALLERY
this is my most reblogged text post
hahaha can you imagine the doctor strolling into that city art gallery and doing a double take at that
what if it breaks
THEN YOU DIE
It leads to Hell
SATAN IS WAITING
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The US Government came back before Sherlock Season 3.
Harry Potter came back before Sherlock Season 3.
GALLIFREY came back before Sherlock Season 3.
The only things left to come back before Sherlock Season 3 are:
I have a feeling it will be jesus
first of all how dare you
i iiiij JJJustuTT STARTEDL OoKING AT THITS GIF AGAIN AMD IM LAGUHNG SO FHARD IM CRYING
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just a few things i’ve collected about tumblr’s view on parenting
dont forget this gem:
this entire post just made my day
Parenting is every Tumblr user’s calling in life
i had to.
I’ve been waiting for Ghost in the Shell. Now I can reblog this myself.
YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!
is this legit?
This is legit. My husband, sitting across the room, looks over and says, “IS THAT SOMEONE SHOWING HOW TO CONVERT ENGLISH TO TENGWAR? BECAUSE THAT’S THE WAY!”
Believe this man. He owns atlases of Middle Earth, the complete history of Middle Earth (leatherbound), and has read the books at least 150 times. Also: speaks elvish.
What if there are two vowels in a row?
Does anyone know the answer to that last question?
THIS IS SO EXCITING
THIS IS SO COOL OMG
If there are two vowels in a row, you use a carrier placeholder. It’s a plain straight line, like the letter i without a dot, that just exists to hold extra vowels.
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
this is important